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Mechanical dog on Southwold Pier
Humour is the antidote to our mostly mundane lives

I like to make myself laugh, at least

So let me share some things that I amuse myself with.

The Goodlies
Not to be confused with justcatflaps.co.uk

Just flat-caps

To respond to the sudden demand from idiot men who think that "looking like a bloke from Peaky Blinders" will mean they will pull women, I would like to enlighten them to the fact they will actually look like comedians from the 70s 

The hidden meanings behind English phrases

The hidden meanings behind English phrases

The hidden meanings behind English phrases

  • "I expect he has his reasons"("I don't believe he has any reason"). 
  • "We will just have to wait and see, won't we?"(I don't believe it will ever happen"). 
  • "I am sure you will succeed in the end"("I doubt you will succeed ever").
  • "I am not sure what you want me to do about it?"(I don't want to help you"). 
  • "How are you?" ("I want to appear like I care, but don't want you to actually tell me how you are"). 
  • "I'll survive I suppose" ("I feel like you don't care").
  • "Do you need any help with that?"("I can see you need help but I'm going to put you on the spot by giving you the option to say "no thanks, I'm fine("actually killing my back by doing it myself))"
  • "You look tired"("I want you to feel as anxious about your appearance as I do about mine")

Let me transport you

The hidden meanings behind English phrases

The hidden meanings behind English phrases

"My portable cycle business folded unexpectedly last week - I'm still picking up the pieces"

Foodie jocularity

Can you relate to these?

Can you relate to these?

"It's not just about sitting around the pool drinking pina coladas on the Costa del Sol you know? There are plenty of other cocktails to choose from".


"Did you hear - they are going to make it illegal to pour milk onto oats? You could end up doing porridge".

Can you relate to these?

Can you relate to these?

Can you relate to these?

"I spent a whole hour this morning explaining in great detail to my wife what "mansplaining" is. I'm still not sure she understands".


"I was a a mere prefect until my spelling improved".

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